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Do you know that science have proved these 2 facts that can't be mistaken: 1) You cant touch ALL of your teeth with your tounge. 2) You are the stupidest person ever because you just tried to touch your teeth.

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Posted by goldblade1 Apr. 15, 2008 @ 7:13 PM EDT

How to post here:
Grab keyboard firmly in both hands
Headbang it repeatedly
Send it.
Like so

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43 Comments

Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:05 PM ngfan14 says:

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That hurt very much.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:21 PM goldblade1 responds:

ya know, you shouldnt have to do that to know that

May. 2, 2008 | 7:47 PM MinusNick says:

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My keyboard apparently doesn't work if you hit several keys at once.
Also, I hit Apple and P, so the print thing came up, lol.
My face hurts now...

May. 6, 2008 | 6:04 PM goldblade1 responds:

Did you print anything?

May. 2, 2008 | 7:50 PM austin says:

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May. 2, 2008 | 7:58 PM sasuke2910 says:

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and in this a presses 10 links on this page and printed it twice

May. 5, 2008 | 9:45 PM Franklin-Moore says:

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May. 5, 2008 | 9:47 PM flashplayer5 says:

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May. 5, 2008 | 10:56 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

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May. 6, 2008 | 5:46 PM Chicnhed says:

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IM gonna stop now.

May. 6, 2008 | 6:05 PM goldblade1 responds:

Best idea ever.

May. 6, 2008 | 5:52 PM mushroomn says:

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May. 6, 2008 | 8:27 PM Uberhuber says:

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LOL! Heh-heh-heh-heh... ow.

May. 7, 2008 | 2:54 AM Jurian says:

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I feel so silly

May. 8, 2008 | 9:29 PM goldblade1 responds:

But did you get a sense of fulfillment?
If so, you have serious problems.

May. 7, 2008 | 3:48 PM grounds-master says:

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And I also touched all my teeth with my tounge. Beat THAT!

May. 9, 2008 | 2:03 AM CheeseManBlue says:

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mine doesn't work too well.

May. 11, 2008 | 3:04 PM muncheh says:

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It took over 50 headbutts to get only this little done.

May. 12, 2008 | 7:40 PM tomas3345 says:

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my nose is bleeding lol

May. 23, 2008 | 8:12 PM Adio says:

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Jun. 11, 2008 | 4:17 AM goldblade1 says:

Uh, im kinda disturbed how many people would cause themselves pain just to post on some post that i doubt anyone cares about.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 5:01 AM LegendaryAwesome says:

I visit your userpage... you visit my userpage....

Jun. 12, 2008 | 4:33 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

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I am filled with rage.

Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:57 AM marianne13 says:

you're cool

Jun. 16, 2008 | 1:05 PM Dekuboy says:

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Jun. 18, 2008 | 1:42 PM brassmonker1234 says:

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Jun. 26, 2008 | 11:18 PM VhsTapeclock says:

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Neigh!

Jun. 28, 2008 | 7:49 PM MudkipsPiano says:

Oh hi, how are you today? I am doing worse than a bag of shit.

...well, that didn't work.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 8:52 PM max0rz says:

Hey thanks a lot. I've been looking for some action to express my anger with the internet recently but just couldn't get it right until I stumbled upon your guide.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 9:05 PM Dogmeat says:

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I win.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 9:30 PM H-K-S says:

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Jun. 29, 2008 | 12:25 AM Homosecksual says:

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i winz?

Jun. 29, 2008 | 2:15 AM wickywooster says:

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ouch, meh skull hurts!

Jun. 29, 2008 | 2:15 AM Kevin says:

here we go...

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HAHA lol i got a smiley at the end

Jun. 29, 2008 | 4:37 AM Quistybetter says:

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Hehe, I just uninstalled somethingXD

Jun. 29, 2008 | 11:01 AM ParadoxSaint says:

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lol :)

Jun. 29, 2008 | 6:06 PM slowz says:

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not much and i hit it a bunch of times

Jun. 29, 2008 | 10:54 PM Grammar-Nazi says:

I'd rather not harm my laptop.

Aug. 15, 2008 | 6:54 AM Shmossy says:

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Aug. 23, 2008 | 10:59 PM Splurda says:

i would but its attached to a rather meaty laptop

Aug. 27, 2008 | 6:47 PM ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO says:

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aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEAD HURTS

Aug. 28, 2008 | 9:10 PM mranarchy says:

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lol laptop

Aug. 28, 2008 | 10:06 PM ROFLCHOPPA says:

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T-T OWWWwww....

Sep. 4, 2008 | 5:53 PM CruelScythe says:

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ow...

Sep. 4, 2008 | 6:37 PM Yrtnej says:

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Did I win?

Sep. 4, 2008 | 7:19 PM aninjaman says:

Im not stupid enough to bang my head but I was stupid enough to lick my teeth.

Sep. 11, 2008 | 7:37 PM Sun-Wukong says:

vg./';

Believe it or not, that's all that showed up.