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goldblade1

Age/Gender: 16, Male
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Do you know that science have proved these 2 facts that can't be mistaken: 1) You cant touch ALL of your teeth with your tounge. 2) You are the stupidest person ever because you just tried to touch your teeth.

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Score: 2
MS Fighting Test

"Uh, what"

submission: MS Fighting Test
date: July 5, 2008

First, never, EVER write with a gradient. At least not like that. I mean, i could barely read any of the painted text. Second, you need to fix your text boxes. Third, that looked more like two sprites in a short battle, most of which was the same thing for tex seconds then one of them throws a shuriken. It had no real substance, as though this was a flash to see how something would look in a larger movie then you decided to submit it.

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Score: 10
Space Mision Redemption

"Bwahahaha!"

date: July 5, 2008

Omg you took a crappy flash and made it a flash if it were half decent, but left all the grammar errors! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You should get an award! and his arm, was still sticking out to the side! HAHAHA!
You could have made the princess more masculine looking, but still. HA!

July 5, 2008

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thanks

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Score: 1
Runescape Ownage

"Ow, my ears"

submission: Runescape Ownage
date: June 30, 2008

Did he impale a fish with his cock to use as a pickaxe, then jam it through a rock to smith?

Seriously, the graphics arent the worst i've EVER seen, although the gradients hurt my eyes rather badly.
However, the audio was so bad that my ears felt like they are being sprayed with a superacid and on fire while being cut with dull PLASTIC safety scissors and being stung by wasps and scorpions. I mean, was the entire intent of that to make as many people's ears bleed as you possibly could?
If that was the point, you did a good job.

In other words: There is a 'test movie' function on Flash for a reason. USE IT.

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