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Do you know that science have proved these 2 facts that can't be mistaken: 1) You cant touch ALL of your teeth with your tounge. 2) You are the stupidest person ever because you just tried to touch your teeth.

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Score: 8
Pancake Madness

"Good"

submission: Pancake Madness
date: August 23, 2008

Not bad if you just want to waste some time.

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Score: 9
NG Level Icon Maker

"Nice"

date: August 22, 2008

I will agree with qwhat most people say: Its great, fun, just fix some minor glitches, put more stuff in. Also, an idea: allow seperate scaling of x and y

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Score: 2
MS Fighting Test

"Uh, what"

submission: MS Fighting Test
date: July 5, 2008

First, never, EVER write with a gradient. At least not like that. I mean, i could barely read any of the painted text. Second, you need to fix your text boxes. Third, that looked more like two sprites in a short battle, most of which was the same thing for tex seconds then one of them throws a shuriken. It had no real substance, as though this was a flash to see how something would look in a larger movie then you decided to submit it.

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Score: 10
Space Mision Redemption

"Bwahahaha!"

date: July 5, 2008

Omg you took a crappy flash and made it a flash if it were half decent, but left all the grammar errors! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You should get an award! and his arm, was still sticking out to the side! HAHAHA!
You could have made the princess more masculine looking, but still. HA!

July 5, 2008

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thanks

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Score: 1
Runescape Ownage

"Ow, my ears"

submission: Runescape Ownage
date: June 30, 2008

Did he impale a fish with his cock to use as a pickaxe, then jam it through a rock to smith?

Seriously, the graphics arent the worst i've EVER seen, although the gradients hurt my eyes rather badly.
However, the audio was so bad that my ears felt like they are being sprayed with a superacid and on fire while being cut with dull PLASTIC safety scissors and being stung by wasps and scorpions. I mean, was the entire intent of that to make as many people's ears bleed as you possibly could?
If that was the point, you did a good job.

In other words: There is a 'test movie' function on Flash for a reason. USE IT.

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Score: 0
Clone Link vs Link

"I am adding this to my favorites"

submission: Clone Link vs Link
date: June 5, 2008

Simply to remind myself to vote 0 daily.
Seriously, you tore up everything that is good in a Link vs Other Link battle. Further, it would have looked better if you had used a crappy lens flare than what you did for the sun glare. And dont even do that sun glare.
The only thing you could have done right was draw link well. But you screwed that up too by making him look like WindWaker version, which was, to be blunt, the worst art style of LoZ.
Please, never, EVER insult Link so badly again.

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Score: 10
Runescape Simulator

"lawl"

date: May 30, 2008

I used to play that. Loved the way people constantly reported you for their stupidity. Ant Runescape is actually bi. Lolwut?
The the bbs header say RuneScat?

May 31, 2008

Author's Response:

the header dosent say runescat, its just a really badly drawn P. that would have been a good idea to add though...

im glad you liked this :)

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Score: 7
Kill john kill

"Well, um, grr?"

submission: Kill john kill
date: May 12, 2008

The game was kinda aggravating, because i was wondering why the enemies wouldnt die, why i had no grenades, and i was practically crawling along. Then i realized that i had to practically pistol whip my enemies, because the guns had NO range. The worst part was, if these were fixed (along with the glitches already mentioned), the game would be a good game, and its just saddening that a good game tripped on these small things.
BTW- people who are dying on training- Press "A" to return to menu (possibly another glitch lol)

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Score: 8
Art of War DX

"The game was ok"

submission: Art of War DX
date: April 22, 2008

I didn't like that you could only upgrade the copter when it appeared, and that there wasn't really anything effective against the tanks when they first appear. The gameplay was ok, and the jokes were good.

As accurate as the US spending millions on something that may have a maediocre effectivenes and little to no effect in the long run, please, never do bunkers that useless ever again. It felt like it would have been more cost effective to shoot 10 dollar bills at them with a tennis ball launcher.

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Score: 10
Ingus: Episode 6

"I can shoot stuff too!"

submission: Ingus: Episode 6
date: March 25, 2008

This was hilarious. Not only does he seem to care more about his camera than getting shot in the shoulder, but Nelson gets hit in the kidneys again! (you really have to listen for him, he says that quietly right after Ingus shoots Knox). Those leather pants are pretty tight AND durable.

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